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PASTY TAX!
Now I really like a pasty and I like
the bugger ot,
an a pasty often cost me all the cash
that I have got.
So if the bleddy gummunt add on the
VEEAYTEE
I shent be able t'ave one fer me
dinner or me tea!
Tes more than jes a pie you see, an
more than jes a treat,
tes a bit of Cornish Culture that meks
life a bit mor sweet.
We bin eating them fer centuries so I
spec we went stop now
but we'll remember next election, how
you taxed our favourite chow!
From Lands End to the Tamar I hope you
all will note,
not a Libral Dem ner Tory should get a
single vote!
I knaw our George and Andrew voted
right on pasty tax
an this is nothing persnal, but this
pome you can take back
to David bleddy Cameron, and George
bleddy Osborne too,
that tax upon our culture and identity won't do!
Repeal this hated Pasty Tax and do us
all a favour,
So we can buy the pasties that add to
Cornwall's flavour.
Cornwall is a special place I think we
all agree
We deserve our pasties and we want
them Duty Free!
(Pome wrote by Graham Coad)